Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Frequently Asked Questions About Food Diet

Q: Should I reduce the meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must get the understanding about logistical efficiencies. What is sheep food? Leaves and corn. And what is it? Vegetables. So the lamb is no more than an efficient mechanism in delivering vegetables to your body. Need grain? Eat chicken.

Q: Do I need to reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made ​​from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take water from the fruit so you get even more than good wine. Beer is also made ​​from wheat. It's just a misunderstanding that people have a narrow mind. So?

Q: Are fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Foods fried in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans ... vegetables! This is the best food!

Q: Is swimming good for your body shape?
A: If swimming good for your body shape, please explain on a whale to me.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Eminem feat Rihanna


do you know what song is referring to?
This is Eminem feat Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie.
hahaha.. i was laughing when i saw this comic. LOL..